I don’t always dies during every fight I’m in, but when I do it’s because I’m helping to save the planet*
I don’t always fuck bitches, but when I do they’re hot android bitches*
I don’t always have a nose, but when I do I can smell things*
I don’t always have a great fashion sense, but when I do it lands me hot babes*
I’m not always naked with Goku, but when I am my dick hangs 6 inches lower than his*
ALL OF THIS
^^^^